me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait.
of course you will
“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.
……… down with the memegeoise.
my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
But who’s monitoring the agents computers